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You OK? Yeah. It's just,
I haven't really seen you all week.

2
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You're seeing me now, aren't you?
Look, I'm here!

3
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You've got mail.

4
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"I'll take you for dinner", you said.
"It'll be romantic."

5
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We're having dinner.

6
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And look there's a rose in a jam
jar. That proves it's romantic.

7
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Don't mind me, pet.
I've never had the cheesecake here.

8
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Whoa!

9
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Phil 'The Power' Taylor!
Watch yourself!

10
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This isn't exactly 'as advertised'.

11
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Would you not just like the whole
thing there, Dot?

12
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Me? No, Sarah. I'm on a diet.

13
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Doesn't everyone look lovely?
Say cheesecake!

14
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Cheesecake!

15
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That was such a lovely
evening, wasn't it?

16
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I'll remember it for ever.

17
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I'll remember the bill for ever.
�55 for six pizzas.

18
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For that kind of money, you want
a genuine Italian doing the cooking,

19
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not Derek I went to bloody
school with.

20
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His accent's fooling no-one, same as
when he worked at the Star Of India.

21
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He was kind enough to liquidise
your mam's pizza

22
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so she could get it past
her new teeth. Yeah.

23
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Nothing says 'a good night out'
like a pepperoni smoothie.

24
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Eating out's overrated anyway.

25
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All I need is a wedge of cheddar,
a pyramid of pickle

26
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and a pork pie the size of me head.

27
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With your heart the way it is,
you'd best savour that,

28
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because as of tomorrow,
we're going completely pork-pie free and cheeseless.

29
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Pauline... No! We're making sure you
live long enough

30
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to see your grandbairns.

31
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After all, this albums' full
of photographs of children, not cheddar.

32
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I should've had
the quattro formaggio.

33
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Ah, look.

34
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Look at our Jack.

35
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He's such a bonny bairn.

36
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And he's grown up so kind
and thoughtful.

37
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You never think, Jack!
You never, ever think.

38
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"Oh, yes, Mum,
we can have another wedding.

39
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"Yes, Mum, we'll move in with you.
Yes, Mum, Sarah can move her PhD."

40
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Look, one of these interviews
is going to pay off.

41
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Obviously things aren't 100%
perfect. No.

42
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They're a 100% imperfect.

43
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It's temporary.

44
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The thing with journalism,
you got to go where the work is.

45
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You don't know where
we could be in a month.

46
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Where's tomorrow's interview then?

47
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Barnsley.

48
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Right. Barnsley doesn't feature
that heavily in my dreams.

49
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Plus, I'm run off my feet.
Washing, cleaning, bleaching.

50
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You don't have to do all that.

51
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I am a guest in someone else's house!
Do what I do.

52
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When you feel the need to
chip in, don't!

53
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He's right Sarah!

54
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And will we ever have
a minute's privacy?

55
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Whispering doesn't make any
difference.

56
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He's right, knock all this
Cinderella crap on the head,

57
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you're making us both look bad.

58
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But she can't be Cinderella cos
she had two ugly sisters.

59
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All right?

60
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Ah, Denise.

61
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I was just saying, you're like one
of the family, aren't you?

62
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He's calling you an ugly sister.

63
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Ha. I'm not ugly. I'm handsome.

64
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That's what the modelling
agency said.

65
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That's why they couldn't use us.

66
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Yeah, in the same way they couldn't
use Louis Spence in the SAS for being too butch.

67
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Still can't get a job?

68
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I just haven't come across the right
one yet.

69
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Maybe the right one was staring
you in the face, Jack.

70
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You just didn't realise it
until it was too late.

71
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What you on about?

72
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But you could always go back to it,
you know.

73
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Wouldn't mind that you'd seen
other jobs in the meantime.

74
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Even posh, blonde jobs.

75
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Are you talking about me?

76
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No, just jobs.

77
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Still got your silk
boxers then, Jack?

78
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I thought you left them
on the beach that bank holiday

79
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we got lost in the sand dunes.

80
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Yeah. I got him new, clean ones.

81
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The other ones were old
and tatty, Denise.

82
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You know, and sort of worn
away at the crutch from overuse?

83
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Was she talking about me?

84
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Oh, look!

85
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It's our Jack's first
article he ever got published.

86
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"Stuffed Puffin Collector Collects
9th Puffin."

87
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I'm surprised Panorama weren't
straight on the phone

88
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after that one.

89
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Panorama's loss was
the dole queue's gain.

90
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I hope he gets this job.
You know what he's like.

91
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He reckons he's too good for them.

92
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He's living his dream.

93
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But when do we get
to live our dream?

94
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This is it, Joe. This is it.

95
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Right. I'm starting to wish
it was a dream now.

96
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You were the one who told him
not to settle for second best.

97
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I was talking about Denise,
wasn't I? And I was right.

98
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That Sarah's a lovely lass.

99
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Mind you, she couldn't make a
cup of tea to save her life.

100
00:05:01,695 --> 00:05:04,414
Oh, Joe! She's in a strange house,

101
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working with different water,
different cups.

102
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Well, that last brew she made
fair bruised me taste buds. Look!

103
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It's photos of when your mam took us
to celebrate

104
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her cold weather payments at that
new Chinese. Remember?

105
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Those chips were great.
And the gravy wasn't bad.

106
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Don't worry about our Jack.

107
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He's got his head screwed on.

108
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Take it back! I was not an accident,
I was planned!

109
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Don't be daft, who would plan you?

110
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Night, then.

111
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Night, Denise! Any way,

112
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how can I be an accident when I'm
the favourite?

113
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How can you be when Gran's
paying for MY wedding?

114
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Who cares? She's buying me a car!
What?!

115
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A car? Really?

116
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Yeah. With wheels and all the
trimmings. I'm getting it tomorrow.

117
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Is this true?

118
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Is Gran going to expose us to
the dangers of the Geordie Clarkson?

119
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She said as she's paying
for your wedding,

120
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it's fair she get your
sister something.

121
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Any way, never mind that.
Bed time.

122
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Oh, no, Mam, not yet!

123
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It's too early for bed!
I don't want to hear any whining.

124
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Jack, you've got an interview,
Vicki you're picking up your car.

125
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Now brush your teeth and get to bed,
the pair of you.

126
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Oh, Mam!

127
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Go on. Away you go.

128
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Hold on, I'm 25 years old!
I'm a grown man!

129
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Bed!

130
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Eee, I cannae wait to get me car.

131
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Dot picked it out special.

132
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She says it's like a dream
on wheels.

133
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Does Postman Pat know you've
pimped his ride then?

134
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Three grand. Done deal.

135
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I just need to sort out a couple of
things and you can take it tomorrow.

136
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Tomorrow? But... I want it now.

137
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Aye, but I have sort out a couple
of... enginey things.

138
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But I've got to drop our Jack
at the station,

139
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then we're getting our legs waxed up
The Wax Hatch.

140
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I enjoy a smoothness, you see.

141
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Helps me stockings glide on.

142
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And off.

143
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Hmm. Lovely!

144
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But it wouldn't be right to let you
take it without us fixing it up.

145
00:07:05,335 --> 00:07:07,534
Look what you've done to her,
James Carter!

146
00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:10,534
I knew your gran!
If she could see you now,

147
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she'd be blushing in her grave!

148
00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:16,014
And I went to her funeral as well!

149
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Really? Poor, Joan.

150
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June. June.

151
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Get her a glass of water, mate, eh?

152
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He's gone. You're all right, pet.

153
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What are you doing?

154
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Do you want a lift to the station
in my mint new car or not?

155
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Well, yeah, but not if...

156
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Shut up then. Let your sister do
what she does best.

157
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You can't just burst out crying
every time something doesn't go your way!

158
00:07:46,735 --> 00:07:49,454
Well, how does Sarah win arguments
with you then?

159
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We don't really argue.
We just keep talking things through,

160
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until I feel like crying.

161
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Like I say, you'll have to come back
tomor...

162
00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,055
Nooooo!

163
00:08:08,215 --> 00:08:11,054
See? Easier than peasy.

164
00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,854
Well played, pet.

165
00:08:12,855 --> 00:08:16,454
The retching was maybe a bit much,
but I appreciate we were in a hurry.

166
00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:19,414
Me own car!
I don't think I've ever felt lusher.

167
00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,614
Oh, I feel like the Queen!

168
00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:24,774
We should get some Corgis in here.

169
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There's not much room. You'd have to
put them on a roof-rack.

170
00:08:27,615 --> 00:08:29,494
I tell you how lush I feel.

171
00:08:29,495 --> 00:08:32,654
I feel like Cheryl when she drove
that tank in Afghanistan.

172
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I'm feeling shell-shocked meself.
Shut up, Jack. You're just jealous.

173
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And who can blame you?

174
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I'm putting another wash on.

175
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I got the stuff from the bathroom and
picked Vicki's thongs off the floor.

176
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Is there anything else to go in?
No thanks, pet.

177
00:08:50,775 --> 00:08:53,414
Mind, there's a load finishing.
I'll put it in the tumbler.

178
00:08:53,415 --> 00:08:55,175
The tumbler's finishing
a load, as well.

179
00:08:55,176 --> 00:08:59,534
Well, I'll wait for that to finish,
then I'll fold it and put it away,

180
00:08:59,535 --> 00:09:01,895
then put the load from
the machine in the tumbler,

181
00:09:01,896 --> 00:09:06,054
then put the new lot into the washing
machine. Sounds like a plan.

182
00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:08,774
You don't have to, Sarah.
Oh, it's the least I can do.

183
00:09:08,775 --> 00:09:11,814
I hope Jack gets this job. I mean,
we love having you here pet, but...

184
00:09:11,815 --> 00:09:15,174
Haven't been able to go round
in just me pants for over a month.

185
00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:18,734
I was going to say,
they need their own space.

186
00:09:18,735 --> 00:09:20,334
It's too cramped for them.

187
00:09:20,335 --> 00:09:22,573
They'll end up like apes in a zoo,
walking in circles

188
00:09:22,574 --> 00:09:23,935
flinging their poo about.

189
00:09:23,936 --> 00:09:26,814
I've been helping Jack
with his interview technique,

190
00:09:26,815 --> 00:09:29,734
and as long as he gets the dynamic
right, it's a done deal.

191
00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,134
Dynamic. When was the last time
you were dynamic, Joe?

192
00:09:33,135 --> 00:09:34,454
Ooh...

193
00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:37,054
Last week when the kids were out,
remember?

194
00:09:37,055 --> 00:09:39,295
I didn't mean like that!

195
00:09:40,615 --> 00:09:42,015
Honestly!

196
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,334
Right, while I'm waiting,
does anyone want a cup of tea?

197
00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,214
Ooh, aye, I'm absolutely parched!

198
00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:50,334
Actually, on second thoughts,
I won't bother.

199
00:09:50,335 --> 00:09:53,734
Never mind tea, aren't you supposed
to be cleaning the shower plug hole?

200
00:09:53,735 --> 00:09:57,214
I know, but I think I've
pulled me back again. Mm.

201
00:09:57,215 --> 00:10:00,614
Well, I suppose I could...
have a go at the plug hole.

202
00:10:00,615 --> 00:10:03,855
Good lass.
You'll be needing the special fork.

203
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,014
You know, there's no reason why

204
00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:11,655
we can't have a little
drinks cabinet in the back.

205
00:10:15,335 --> 00:10:17,054
Hi, Sarah, how's it going?

206
00:10:17,055 --> 00:10:20,494
I think I might actually be
turning INTO laundry. How are you?

207
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:23,214
We're doing a Geordie remake
of The Fast And The Furious.

208
00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:25,454
Do you remember what
we went through last night?

209
00:10:25,455 --> 00:10:29,414
Yep - confident, friendly,
positive and ambidextrous.

210
00:10:29,415 --> 00:10:30,454
Ambitious!

211
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:34,734
Joking! Confident, friendly,
positive and ambitious. I've got it.

212
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:39,254
Just... be the best version of
yourself you can possibly be. Handshake?

213
00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:40,614
Firm, but not crushing.

214
00:10:40,615 --> 00:10:43,694
You could do to learn that,
with your Vulcan Death Grip.

215
00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:47,494
Research says that most interviewers
make up their mind in the first minute.

216
00:10:47,495 --> 00:10:51,254
So just keep it together for 60
seconds. Then you can be yourself.

217
00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:53,254
No me for the first minute. Got it.

218
00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:54,894
Really big kiss, babe, good luck.

219
00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,375
Thanks, pet. Call you later.

220
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:06,974
Bye, Dot.

221
00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:10,894
Act like you've already got the job.
Then they'll HAVE to give you it.

222
00:11:10,895 --> 00:11:13,614
Aye, maybe. Cheers, Vick.

223
00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:16,734
Really big kiss, babes, good luck.

224
00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:19,015
You know how to get back to Hebburn
from here, aye?

225
00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,455
I'm not an idiot, idiot.

226
00:11:24,095 --> 00:11:27,534
There you are, flower. You can put
all the plug hole hair in that.

227
00:11:27,535 --> 00:11:29,534
Right. Thanks.

228
00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:33,854
Hey, thanks to you for volunteering.
Makes me gag every time I do it.

229
00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:36,894
Surely a carrier bag
would be big enough?

230
00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:39,455
You'd think so, wouldn't you?

231
00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:44,654
Oop...'ey.

232
00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:48,255
You're looking very sprightly
for a man with a faulty spine.

233
00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:53,174
Right, I'd better get off
to the chemist for some liniment.

234
00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:56,294
I'm telling you, me back's stiffer
than a wooden vicar. Actually,

235
00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:58,695
I'm going to the chemist later,
I can pick it up for you.

236
00:11:58,696 --> 00:12:03,374
No, you're all right, pet. It's... a
very... specialist kind of liniment.

237
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,454
Mind, I might want you to drive me
somewhere later.

238
00:12:06,455 --> 00:12:09,775
So don't have more than
a PINT of liniment.

239
00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:14,174
Never mind about the plug hole, pet.

240
00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:17,294
Joe can do that after he's been
anesthetised.

241
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,454
Honestly, I don't mind doing my bit.

242
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:22,174
You know, I remember... Here. Oh.

243
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:26,774
I remember when we we're living with
Joe's mam

244
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:29,374
and she had me
running round doing all sorts

245
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,614
and she couldn't stop interfering.

246
00:12:31,615 --> 00:12:33,294
I hope I'm not like that.

247
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,774
No, of course not.

248
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:38,294
Now, you did use non-biological
powder, didn't you? Yes.

249
00:12:38,295 --> 00:12:40,454
Otherwise Jack gets a rash. I know.

250
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,734
On his... I know... special area.

251
00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:45,535
I know.
We're talking about his penis, pet.

252
00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:48,535
I know.

253
00:12:57,775 --> 00:13:01,175
I love being somewhere
we've never been before.

254
00:13:02,535 --> 00:13:05,094
Are we SUPPOSED to be somewhere
we've never been before? No.

255
00:13:05,095 --> 00:13:09,494
We're supposed to be
at the Wax Hatch, getting dipped, ripped and stripped.

256
00:13:09,495 --> 00:13:11,374
I think we're lost.

257
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,575
Really? You think?

258
00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:17,934
Gran,
where did you get this map?

259
00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:19,934
They gave them out.

260
00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:21,614
During the war.

261
00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:24,575
During the war?
Aye, to the pilots.

262
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,894
Did you fly planes in the war?

263
00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:31,974
No, I handed the maps out.
I loved doing me bit.

264
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:34,374
Oh, and I'll tell you, pet,

265
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,415
you've not lived until you've felt
a pilot's gratitude.

266
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:42,734
There's no roads on it. Course not.

267
00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:47,054
You get shot down behind enemy
lines, you don't use the roads.

268
00:13:47,055 --> 00:13:48,614
Is this France?!

269
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:53,175
I'm saying nowt.
Careless talk costs lives.

270
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,694
Hiya, Joe. Pint of bitter?

271
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:02,374
I'd put up very little
resistance to that, Siobhan.

272
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,094
Aye-aye, Joe!

273
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:08,254
All right, Geoff. What brings
the editor of the Hebburn Advertiser to this part of town?

274
00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:10,854
Doing an expose on who's been
nicking me hanging baskets?

275
00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,214
2.10, love.

276
00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,374
I'm off to the war memorial.

277
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,254
Apparently, someone's spray-painted
graffiti on the big cannon.

278
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,495
Balls either side?

279
00:14:18,496 --> 00:14:21,655
Yeah, the usual. We'll just use
the photograph from last time.

280
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,814
I'm taking early retirement.

281
00:14:28,815 --> 00:14:32,774
Aye? Me too. I've got arthritis.
Both hands.

282
00:14:32,775 --> 00:14:35,214
I can't even use the TV remote.

283
00:14:35,215 --> 00:14:37,974
I haven't chosen me own television
programme for two years.

284
00:14:37,975 --> 00:14:41,974
The only ones I get to see are them
where Judi Dench wears that bonnet.

285
00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:44,334
And don't get me
started on Loose Women.

286
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:48,414
It's like a live version of that
round our house every day, no wonder me heart's knackered.

287
00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:51,054
And I've got to give up drinking.
Cheers.

288
00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:53,014
I hear young Jack's back.

289
00:14:53,015 --> 00:14:55,774
Well, not so young any more.
He's a married man.

290
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:58,494
I remember
when he started at the Advertiser.

291
00:14:58,495 --> 00:15:00,374
Fresh from journalism college.

292
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:04,774
That interview with the stuffed
puffin man... very probing.

293
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:07,334
But Jack was meant for bigger
things.

294
00:15:07,335 --> 00:15:08,815
He told me that every day.

295
00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:11,934
So, why don't you tell me
something about yourself?

296
00:15:11,935 --> 00:15:14,295
OK, well, can I be completely
honest with you, Malcolm?

297
00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:16,054
It's Martin, but, yes.

298
00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,215
Oh, right. Sorry.

299
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,454
Erm, the thing about me is,

300
00:15:19,455 --> 00:15:23,854
I'm confident, friendly,
positive and...

301
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,534
It's not ambidextrous.
Ambitious!

302
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:31,494
Not that I've got anything against
the ambidextrous. You've got to hand it to them, haven't you?!

303
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,374
I...I'm just joking. No?

304
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:38,774
O...K. And what about your general
approach to writing?

305
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,814
You just have to stick to your guns.

306
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,174
OK, it can cause friction.

307
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,774
I lost count of the number of
arguments I had with me last editor.

308
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,334
Mind you, he was a bit dim.

309
00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:50,054
Funnily enough he was from Barnsley,
actually!

310
00:15:50,055 --> 00:15:54,454
I'm not saying that you're
all like him. Er, I mean, you seem normal enough.

311
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:56,614
Thank you.

312
00:15:56,615 --> 00:16:01,134
So what would you say
your biggest weaknesses were?

313
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:04,574
Some people would say I probably
care about my work too much.

314
00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:06,654
But I couldn't care less.

315
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,534
I...I care about the work.

316
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,694
I couldn't care less about other
people's opinions. Except yours.

317
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:14,774
Has it been a minute yet? What?

318
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,614
Have I been in here for a minute?

319
00:16:16,615 --> 00:16:18,214
Er, yes, probably.

320
00:16:18,215 --> 00:16:20,894
Oh, thank God for that.

321
00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:24,614
I could tell you about some of me
other weaknesses, if you want.

322
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:28,294
OK, if you're absolutely sure,
Denise.

323
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:32,894
'Definitely. Going forward's always
the best way to go.' Right. Laters.

324
00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:36,135
Right, Gran, we're going forward.

325
00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:46,055
Is it supposed to sound like that?

326
00:16:47,335 --> 00:16:50,654
Why don't you
ring your dad for help, pet?

327
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:55,574
No! I'm trying to show him that
I'm a strong independent woman, like... Beyonce.

328
00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:57,214
But with a normal arse.

329
00:16:57,215 --> 00:17:02,214
Well, how about getting
your man-friend to pick up? You know, the pub singer lad.

330
00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:08,454
He's not a pub singer.
He's a singer. Who... works in pubs.

331
00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,894
Anyway, he hasn't got
his own car yet.

332
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:14,414
The record company's gonna buy him
a limo once he gets his big break.

333
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,974
We might not be able to
wait that long.

334
00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:20,694
I think Robbie wants to leave
Take That again.

335
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:22,454
Oh, God.

336
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:27,974
Look, I reckon if I just keep on
trying, it'll eventually start.

337
00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:30,255
It will give in before I do.

338
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,934
Yes, I would describe meself
as a team player.

339
00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:38,454
But as the member of the team
who's also captain.

340
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:42,214
Because there's no "I" in team.

341
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:44,614
But there is an "I" in captain.

342
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:48,294
So... Hold on,
Sarah wrote this down for us.

343
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:49,694
Don't worry.

344
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:53,374
So, where do you see yourself
five years from now?

345
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:57,134
Well, if it all goes to plan,
I'll be about to publish me third bestseller.

346
00:17:57,135 --> 00:18:00,654
Probably have a weekly column.
But like a... page-sized one.

347
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,214
In the Barnsley Gazette?

348
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,014
Oh, God, no. Probably like
the Guardian, or the Independent.

349
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:09,654
But... I'd like to continue to
contribute to the Barnsley Gazette.

350
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,454
Maybe as like a guest
restaurant reviewer?

351
00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:13,894
Interesting.

352
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:17,294
I started to tell you,
but that fella, the brother,

353
00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:20,535
after he had his operation,
he looked just like a turnip.

354
00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:24,254
And not a very nice turnip.

355
00:18:24,255 --> 00:18:28,374
Mind you, he always had something
of the root vegetable about him.

356
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:32,414
Now, I knew a singer once who
used to croon down the Hippodrome.

357
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,494
Bertie Digweed.

358
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,494
Well, I think that about covers it.

359
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:39,454
Are there any questions
you'd like to ask me?

360
00:18:39,455 --> 00:18:41,774
Oh, I'm supposed to ask
questions, aren't I?

361
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:45,294
Erm... yeah, what would be the...

362
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:49,414
Could I sort of...
Have you ever noticed... Ohhh.

363
00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:53,295
Should I just send the next bloke
in? If you wouldn't mind.

364
00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,214
This hasn't gone brilliantly,
has it? Do you want me to be honest?

365
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:01,695
Yeah. No.

366
00:19:02,895 --> 00:19:06,054
Oh, Sarah said I need to
get feedback, so... Yeah.

367
00:19:06,055 --> 00:19:09,934
OK. Here goes. From the first
minute you walked in...

368
00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:12,654
Aye, the first minute.
But after that I relaxed!

369
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,094
Yeah, and it got worse.

370
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:15,574
Oh.

371
00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:18,974
I think you're probably not suited
to the Barnsley Gazette.

372
00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:22,774
I did everything you said.
Good handshake, proper friendly. I even gave him a hug.

373
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:24,654
A hug? Oh, Jack.

374
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:27,934
I was being positive. And I know
I came across as ambitious.

375
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,574
And talk about confident.
Honestly, Sarah, I was...

376
00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:32,974
Too confident.
Almost certainly.

377
00:19:32,975 --> 00:19:34,814
Jack, you idiot.

378
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,814
It wasn't right for me anyway.

379
00:19:36,815 --> 00:19:40,574
I'd end up doing more local stories
about bloody puffin collectors!

380
00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:42,654
Look, you need a job.

381
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:46,094
We can't spend our lives lurching
from one disaster to another.

382
00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:48,654
So, please stop lurching!

383
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,774
I am not lurching!

384
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:56,574
All the romantic numbers,
he used to do that one...

385
00:19:56,575 --> 00:19:59,014
Kiss Me Underneath Me Plum Tree.

386
00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:03,334
Lovely mellow tone, he had,
and we used to go down there

387
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:08,734
every Wednesday, Friday
and Saturday. Me and Betty Wallis.

388
00:20:08,735 --> 00:20:12,134
All right! Enough's enough!

389
00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:15,054
You know with Sarah down the chemist
and the kids out?

390
00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:19,974
Mm-hmm. A man could get to
feeling a shade dynamic.

391
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,014
Could he?

392
00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:23,094
He most definitely could.

393
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:28,014
Well, it's a shame
that man has apparently put his back out, isn't it?

394
00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:32,415
Well if you knew that man as well as
I do, you'd soon realise...

395
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,775
Hello, my angel, how's life
on the road?

396
00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:43,815
It's for you.

397
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:46,695
Hiya pet, how's it going?

398
00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:50,614
Eee! Never!

399
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:55,174
The car's broken down.
Where are yous, pet?

400
00:20:55,175 --> 00:21:00,254
They don't know, but she
says she can see an old church.

401
00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:04,374
Could be Saint John's.
Ask her if it's been converted into a Tesco metro.

402
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:09,374
Your Dad's asking if it's been
converted into a Tesco Metro?

403
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,374
She says, "No, it's a MacDonalds."

404
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:15,974
MacDonalds? That'll be the
Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart. She got well lost, didn't she.

405
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,775
Tell her we'll be there
in 20 minutes. Your Dad says we'll be there in 20...

406
00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:24,294
We'll be there
in ten minutes, flower.

407
00:21:24,295 --> 00:21:26,175
Howay, Captain Dynamic!

408
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:33,974
Can I get you one, chuckles?
Pint, Siobhan.

409
00:21:33,975 --> 00:21:37,894
A'right, man. We're celebrating.
Ramsey's got a new job. What?

410
00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:41,615
The boy that school forgot just
waltzed in and bagged himself a job?

411
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,414
Ramsey! As long as they don't ask him
to multi task, he should be fine.

412
00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:47,934
What kind of job is it?

413
00:21:47,935 --> 00:21:50,214
Working for the Hebburn Advertiser.

414
00:21:50,215 --> 00:21:53,854
What's he going to report on?
Petty crime in the Ramsey area?

415
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,134
Have you heard I'm in the news?

416
00:21:56,135 --> 00:21:57,974
Aye. Congratulations, son.

417
00:21:57,975 --> 00:22:02,974
He said, "I like you.
You're confident, friendly, positive and ambitious."

418
00:22:02,975 --> 00:22:04,694
Howay then, what's this job?

419
00:22:04,695 --> 00:22:07,494
Physical Distribution Manager.

420
00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:10,575
Even give us me own satchel
and everything, look.

421
00:22:12,655 --> 00:22:16,214
Physical Distribution Manager?
So it's a paper round?

422
00:22:16,215 --> 00:22:19,215
How, man, at least he's got a job.

423
00:22:21,415 --> 00:22:24,294
You can physically
distribute me tonight.

424
00:22:24,295 --> 00:22:27,414
As much as you can manage,
Ramsey, sonna.

425
00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:28,535
Mint.

426
00:22:30,295 --> 00:22:33,974
And it turns out the dirty bugger
had been parallel parking

427
00:22:33,975 --> 00:22:38,174
in the disabled bay with Janet.
You know - Wheelchair Janet.

428
00:22:38,175 --> 00:22:39,295
She found that chair...

429
00:22:39,296 --> 00:22:41,334
Hello, flower.

430
00:22:41,335 --> 00:22:43,255
And milked it for a new bungalow...

431
00:22:43,256 --> 00:22:47,094
All right, Mam.
Ah, come on, let's get you home.

432
00:22:47,095 --> 00:22:52,174
Home? Pauline, look at them, we need
to get them down to the pub, stat.

433
00:22:52,175 --> 00:22:53,894
She just won't stop...

434
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:55,214
We had a lovely chat...

435
00:22:55,215 --> 00:22:59,654
She just won't stop. She keeps on
talking about all of these people

436
00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:01,894
and I don't know who
any of them are,

437
00:23:01,895 --> 00:23:03,855
but I know everything
about their lives.

438
00:23:03,856 --> 00:23:08,695
I know. After a while
it starts to burn, doesn't it.

439
00:23:13,095 --> 00:23:14,215
Aye, aye, Jack.

440
00:23:14,216 --> 00:23:15,894
Hello, Geoff.

441
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:19,694
Good to see you. Ee, I was speaking
to your dad earlier,

442
00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:22,774
he said you had an interview
at the Barnsley Gazette.

443
00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:25,374
Yeah but, I decided it wouldn't
be challenging enough.

444
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,735
I might see if
any airline magazines need anyone.

445
00:23:27,736 --> 00:23:30,534
I'm retiring, Jack. Congrats, Geoff.

446
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:32,654
Looking for a new editor.

447
00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:35,614
Well, good luck finding someone
who's prepared to spend their life

448
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,974
deciding what goes on that front
page. "Lost Dog Found" or "Man Sees Thing".

449
00:23:38,975 --> 00:23:44,094
Still, editor of your own newspaper?
Come on, you're a smart lad.

450
00:23:44,095 --> 00:23:48,374
Me? Oh, thanks for the offer, Geoff.
But what you're suggesting there

451
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,735
is the career equivalent of being
the prettiest troll.

452
00:23:50,736 --> 00:23:52,095
Oh, come on.

453
00:23:53,935 --> 00:23:56,814
Hi, Pet. I, er... I popped in
to see if you're here.

454
00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:58,094
Did you now?

455
00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,214
By the way, Sarah, Geoff.

456
00:24:00,215 --> 00:24:03,214
Geoff, Sarah, my wife.
Hello, flower. Hiya.

457
00:24:03,215 --> 00:24:04,255
You OK?

458
00:24:05,495 --> 00:24:09,974
Yeah, sorry about getting mad
with you earlier on the phone.

459
00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:13,174
I was a bit frightened to go home in
case you used your death grip on us.

460
00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:16,854
Don't worry. You can tell me exactly
what happened at the interview,

461
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,814
then we'll make a
really detailed plan of what you should do next time.

462
00:24:19,815 --> 00:24:23,214
Great. Do you want a drink?

463
00:24:23,215 --> 00:24:26,854
Um... I'll decide when I get back
from the toilet.

464
00:24:26,855 --> 00:24:31,014
Disabled lavvy key, Siobhan!
The Eagle is in danger of landing.

465
00:24:31,015 --> 00:24:32,774
How did your interview go, pet?

466
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:35,414
Plus side, they let us
know straight away.

467
00:24:35,415 --> 00:24:37,654
Minus side,
they said, "definitely not."

468
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:41,375
Aw, you could probably do with a
big cuddle from your mam.

469
00:24:42,695 --> 00:24:46,014
Hash tag - dole!

470
00:24:46,015 --> 00:24:49,255
Stop sparing the horses! Howay.

471
00:24:53,415 --> 00:24:56,814
All right, Jack. We've just had
a thrilling motorcar adventure.

472
00:24:56,815 --> 00:25:01,054
Somewhere in between
Herbie and The Italian Job, but with loads more sobbing.

473
00:25:01,055 --> 00:25:04,454
Wow, looks like everybody's had
a tip top day.

474
00:25:04,455 --> 00:25:06,094
And what can I get you two?

475
00:25:06,095 --> 00:25:10,414
Breezer. Pint. All the flavours.
Pint, please, Siobhan.

476
00:25:10,415 --> 00:25:12,614
Where's Sarah?

477
00:25:12,615 --> 00:25:15,375
In the toilet deciding
whether she wants a drink or not.

478
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,295
Is she?!

479
00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,614
What you doin' pet?
You've been in here for... Eee!

480
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:33,734
I thought so. When our Jack said
you were deciding if you wanted a drink or not...

481
00:25:33,735 --> 00:25:35,894
Please don't tell anyone.

482
00:25:35,895 --> 00:25:38,255
So, is it negative?
Or is it pregative?

483
00:25:42,095 --> 00:25:43,135
Pregative.

484
00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:50,654
You don't look very happy about it.
For most the lasses round here,

485
00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:52,774
that's the first step
on the property ladder.

486
00:25:52,775 --> 00:25:55,934
It's just... we've got nothing.

487
00:25:55,935 --> 00:25:59,774
Don't be daft.
You've got us, haven't you?

488
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:04,335
Your family.
And you'll never get rid of us, pet.

489
00:26:05,495 --> 00:26:06,775
Won't I?

490
00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:10,374
And we are going to love this
little one

491
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:14,374
more than Jordan loved Peter.

492
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:18,254
Until the divorce, when they both
suddenly did all that realising.

493
00:26:18,255 --> 00:26:22,294
But what about my PhD?
I told you, dafty. You're family.

494
00:26:22,295 --> 00:26:28,334
While you're off at your university,
I'll take good care of the baby.

495
00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:32,654
Mind, I'm not touching it if it
shits. What about my plans?

496
00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:35,974
I wanted to be the next Karen Horney.
Is she a porn star?

497
00:26:35,975 --> 00:26:40,374
She's a famous
female psychologist. She developed

498
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,174
the theory of womb envy.

499
00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:44,214
But now
you don't need to be envious.

500
00:26:44,215 --> 00:26:47,254
You've got a womb and it's chock
full of bairn.

501
00:26:47,255 --> 00:26:52,094
I don't know how to tell Jack.
This could completely freak him out.

502
00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:58,094
All you need to do is show him this.
Blokes act on instinct.

503
00:26:58,095 --> 00:27:00,614
You'll know if he's ready
by the first thing he does.

504
00:27:00,615 --> 00:27:02,974
If he stays, you're laughin'.

505
00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:07,734
If he runs, me mam'll kill him
anyway, so you're still laughin'.

506
00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:11,254
Oh, come 'ere.

507
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:15,095
Lovely to see you all. Goodnight.
Nice one. See ya, Geoff. See ya.

508
00:27:16,215 --> 00:27:19,174
So, where's your next interview?
Gotham Gazette?

509
00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:22,734
I'll have to have another look,
see what's out there. You need to find something.

510
00:27:22,735 --> 00:27:24,695
You can't stay with us
forever. Course they can!

511
00:27:24,696 --> 00:27:27,494
They can stay way beyond what's
acceptable. Fine.

512
00:27:27,495 --> 00:27:30,694
Can I get another round in
for anyone? Hit me.

513
00:27:30,695 --> 00:27:34,494
Wine, Joe. The one that
Sarah drinks. Pint Jack?

514
00:27:34,495 --> 00:27:40,094
Cheers, Dad. Sarah, what do you
want? Wine? The one that you drink?

515
00:27:40,095 --> 00:27:42,534
Can you I just borrow Jack
for a minute?

516
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:46,094
Course you can, pet. I'll never get
the round in at this rate.

517
00:27:46,095 --> 00:27:50,534
All right? So... upset
we're not Barnsley bound?

518
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:54,854
Not really. I'll find something.
In fact, I've just had an offer tonight.

519
00:27:54,855 --> 00:27:56,374
What? Really?

520
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,054
Geoff from the Advertiser. Offered
me the job of editor on a plate.

521
00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:01,574
I told him, moving back to Hebburn
for a bit is one thing,

522
00:28:01,575 --> 00:28:04,415
but I can't go back to where
I worked as a teenager.

523
00:28:06,615 --> 00:28:08,655
What's up?

524
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,054
Is that...?

525
00:28:16,055 --> 00:28:17,935
Pregative.

526
00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:29,695
Well, what did he say?

527
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:33,134
He just left.

528
00:28:33,135 --> 00:28:35,295
The little bastard!

529
00:28:36,775 --> 00:28:40,214
Siobhan, Geoff'll have another pint,
me Dad's paying.

530
00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,454
Then we're ganna
sit down and show me the ropes.

531
00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:44,215
That I will, Son, that I will.
Thank you.

532
00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:49,214
Right... Celebration, man.

533
00:28:49,215 --> 00:28:53,175
Your son's going to be the new
editor of the Hebburn Advertiser.

534
00:28:54,975 --> 00:28:57,894
So, how many puffins
have you got now then?

535
00:28:57,895 --> 00:29:00,414
Eight. Eight?

536
00:29:00,415 --> 00:29:02,454
You had nine puffins five year back.

537
00:29:02,455 --> 00:29:04,375
Aye, I lost one.

538
00:29:04,425 --> 00:29:08,975
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